A Lydia-ism

So, you have heard me mention the Lydia-isms. They really are hysterical. But sometimes they just don't translate to others. Sometimes, you just have to be there. Other times, they are funny because you can just hear her say it. Last night, Ski told me a good one that I thought I would share with you....

First, you need to know what Dots are. They are a common candy found in our house because 1) Ski loves them and 2) it is one of the few candies that Isaac can eat. They are flavored gumdrops that come in lime, strawberry, cherry, lemon, and orange.

The Lydiaism for today is: Yellow Dots confuse me.

First, you must understand how deadly serious she must have said this. I was not there when the conversation took place. But I can hear her clearly in my head saying this. She is not trying to be funny. Apparently, she loves the green Dots, but does not like the yellow Dots. It seems that in her mind if you like lime, you must like the lemon ones, but she is puzzled that this is not the case with her.